This was to be a triathlon training update, but……I can say “evening all” now because I have gone viral. Well, viral for me, one visitor. Thank you, whoever you are for visiting, and making my entire year thus far. ONE VISIT. Fucking YAY!! Hope you are staying tuned, because its just me and thee…..
Anyhoo, back at Dirty Dusty triathlon training HQ (any other new folk may need to rewind and realise that despite the witty repartee, there is a serious (Feck) triathlon training shizzle happening behind all this humour and all round lovely blogness.
Today was this
Every time I do this, I fail miserably. Well, only at the freestyle head turning and not drowning thang. I can do the breasting stroke beautifully, but slowly, and have real trouble breathing with the crawling malarky. SO I came home all pissed off and unsure of whether I will even continue etc etc.
But do you know what chums? This time I wont give up. I reckon its going to be a bit like this
Loads of people and weedy, dirty, nasty water, where no one will notice me breast stroking slowly along.
I’m doing this for me. Not a medal, not to win. For me. Just to finish and the accomplishment of something huge. So I’m not getting disheartened, just carrying on with the training.
And the feckers had best be getting out of my way when I get on the bike. Seriously, I will run over them. It shall be my best leg, and I will go like the clappers of shite to make up time 🙂
In other news, I have been cooking up a storm of healthy foods today, and will continue tomorrow. Will take some self indulgent photos to show you all (well, just the one of you). Its back to work on Monday, so need to be prepared.
So, all in all, another great day, except for the swimmings, but nothing that can’t be fixed. Off to beds now, one more day of holidays, and hopefully a big ride on the bike.
Take care,BN xx